A NAKED PICTURE OF MIKE MORRIS
Today was Secret Santa day: Mike Rees was my secret santa and below is the gift that he got me. Yes, I got a framed picture of a semi-nude Mike Morris. It’s the real life equivalent of Turbo-Man from Jingle All The Way; everybody wants one. Aswell as being a nice and funny gift, I’ve also realised that it doubles as a dress-your-own Mike Morris kit. I will probably now only use...
Just saw Avatar in 3D. Was gonna write some kind of review but then remembered no one really uses tumblr at all anymore, nevermind actually reading shit I post. I will just say this: Justin read that it was basically Pocohontas and it’s pretty much true. It is also probably an allegory for chopping down rainforests & killing natives, also probably a statement on the ravaging of Iraq by...
I’m listening to Wu Tang Clan while wrapping Christmas presents, and I feel festive for the first time this year. This may have something to do with the fact I’ve got two days off work.
My Tumblarity (or whatever voweless way it’s spelt) has dropped by 18. EIGHTEEN! I’m not sure if that’s a big number or not but I will not stand idly by while numbers are dropping. I don’t even know that that number represents but I will do everything in my power to make it grow! I think I just have to reblog lots. WE SHALL SEE.
DEXTER FINALE!!!!! (Part 2)
DEXTER FINALE!!!!! (Part 1)
I haven’t seen it yet, but just remembered that last night’s episode is the final in the season. I’m excited. OMG. (That will be the last time I ever genuinely use ‘OMG’ on tumblr.) I WILL REPOST WHEN I HAVE WATCHED IT.
Just watched Hot Fuzz on blu ray. It looks fucking awesome, both because it’s Hot Fuzz and because it’s on blu ray. Everyone in it is a ledge (RIP Edward Woodward) and apart from being a bit long it is pretty much flawless. It is Tha Bomb. Edgar Wright is incapable of making anything badly (I know Scott Pilgrim is awesome and I haven’t even seen it yet), so much so that even...
Today was a good day
I did five hours of work, played Zelda on the DS, shennanigized outside for a bit and will be going to sleep shortly. I’ve got a day off tomorrow; after 18 years of sacrilege and blasphemy I’m now starting to finally embrace Sunday as a sacred day. I will honour it by sleeping and watching blu rays. WOO.
I think I would like to have a blog (I think I like the soundlook of my own voicewords) but to be honest it’d be rubbish; no one would read it and I would come away looking like a raving cock. So instead I will use tumblr to post funny pictures! HURHURHURHURHUR
Just watched Die Hard 2
It was decent. CHRISTMASSY. There’s a black man in it who sounds like Dennis from Observe and Report. I still reckon it’s the worst Die Hard though.
Film Review: The Hangover
Look at the full post to see a beautiful photo review.
tumblr will never catch on
It’d be nice to be able to read the blogs of people you know instead of just status updates, but it won’t happen. People like facebook because you can join a million groups based around the most inane shit ever. There is no option to join “I remember Kenan and Kel” or “I write on plain paper” on tumblr and thus it is doomed to FAIL. I called it first!