JHEEZY

If I was a harsher critic then the headline for this post would be “DAYBREAKERS SUCKS… A FAT DICK” but it doesn’t really deserve it. It’s not awesome but it’s not terrible. It’s OK. It’s so OK that I have nothing much to say about it, except that it’s slightly ridiculous and has some decent gore gags. And crossbows. No part of the movie is as good as the wicked poster either.

Because The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is out in June or some shit (I’m only referring to it by the full title from now on, like that Precious movie that was based on the novel Push by Sapphire) this will probably end up being the best vampire movie of the year.

Let me preface this by saying that I am gay for the post-apocalypse. I’ve seen both The Book of Eli and The Road in the last 2 weeks: both movies about a horrible nasty post-apocalyptic future in which everything is fucked. I pretty much recommend them both. Here is a handy comparison guide between the two.

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justisit:

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same with mine man haha.

Crafted out of finely cut lumber?

rossvp:

joshhicks:

rossvp:

as awful and the most annoying thing on the face of the earth, its not a racist thing, maybe i just dont get it haha.

You don’t like any anime or Takeshis Castle? I agree with the Japanse music.

aww man i cant stand anime haha, i draw the line at giant swords an tha Takeshis Castle is cool but i got total wipeout now :D

I used to love anime, not so much any more but stuff like Akira is awesome. And wipeout will never defeat Takeshis Castle in my heart. Wipeout looks sort of more sanitary, Takeshis Castle has got the shittiest environments ever, like metal bars that aren’t quite padded properly. I bet that show has done serious damage in its time.

rossvp:

as awful and the most annoying thing on the face of the earth, its not a racist thing, maybe i just dont get it haha.

You don’t like any anime or Takeshis Castle? I agree with the Japanse music.

It continues.

My Orange Livebox is no longer content with just being a piece of shit. It’s now a piece of shit in French. Or a piece of merde. Either way it’s le fucked.

Orange still refuse to give me a new one though because technically it still allows me to access the internet. My new dream is to get this blog popular enough so that someone from Orange sees it and sends me a new one.

This is a month late but I’ve decided that my New Years Resolution™ will be to be more creative and to spend more time on creative endeavours.

So far all I’ve created this year is 95% of a 60 second video and a literal shit-ton of feces, but things will improve! Possibly!

I am currently in the middle of trying to complete Fallout 3. I’ve owned it (and played it on and off) since the middle of last year, yet I haven’t completed it. Why?

BECAUSE THERE’S A FUCKTON OF SHIT TO DO.

It’s not that open ended, but you can spend so much time doing side quests and shit that you’ve gotten bored by the time you try and tackle the main  plot missions. That’s more my fault than the game’s, and I will strive to build up enough stamina to complete the bastard.

The main draws of Fallout are twofold: 1) You get to pretend that you’re Mad Max, and 2) You can “choose how you play”. You can be Good, Evil or Neutral. In theory this means that there are a multitude of different outcomes for every scenario, but in practice there are only two ways things can end: Motherfuckers keep their heads or motherfuckers don’t. Below is an illustrated explanation of Fallout 3’s Karma system:

Such depth. Despite my bitching, it is very good, and I am going to go play it now and turn some heads into paste. BYE!

(Ooh, I accidentally wrote a review while avoiding other tasks. Nice one.)

I hate Orange Broadband more than fucking Hitler, famine and some other horrible shit put together.

RATING: 3.5/5

RATING: 4/5

RATING: 999999999/5

I know this is 7 days late but when 2009 ended I wrote a short list of the best things I’d discovered this year. I’ll post it here because I know you’re all dying to read reams of my pointless shit. I bet I’ll regret starting this list by number 3.

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Today I splurged a ton of money on things in work, including a PS3 arcade stick for things like Tekken or Street Fighter. I dunno why I keep sinking money in fighting games as I am shit at them and they infuriate me.

Also, this post is completely pointless; I only wrote it because I wanted to see if I’d get an increase in popularity from people googling the word Splurging. Coz it sounds durty.

I was gonna post my first blog thingy in a while and write about the super fucking crazy Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Instead I am just going to write bullet points of things that happen in the film, as they pretty much speak for themselves.

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