My drafts are full of rants about people posting inane shit on Facebook. I usually get fed up of Facebook and write one rant every few months, then get to the end of it and just realise: “I am such a prick”. I do hate Facebook though. GOODNIGHT TUMBLR
rossvp: Any of my brilliant American followers want to let me stay with them so i can go to Sound and Fury 2011? I dont eat much, I have good hygiene and i have a British accent what more do you want? You writing this post is the first scene from a horror movie (the horror movie has brutal trans-continental rape scenes in it, probably)
Game companies should hire me to tell them how to improve their games; I’m always coming up with ideas on how to make the shitty games I’m trudging through better. SOZ FABLE III
I’m sorry for that massive rant; I feel like my brain just did a massive shit and now I’m relieved and can get on with my day.
THE DAILY MAIL CAN SUCK EVERY DICK
“NOW FRANKIE BOYLE IS EMBROILED IN RACE ROW AFTER N-WORD OUTBURST ON CHANNEL 4 SHOW” Controversial: Frankie Boyle and Channel 4 are embroiled in a race row after the comedian repeatedly used two racially offensive terms during his show Tramadol Nights Channel 4 is embroiled in a race row after comedian Frankie Boyle used two racially offensive terms during his show Tramadol Nights...
I hate how excited everyone on Tumblr is for...
tjweaver: takingbacksarah: It makes me feel really old ‘cause i’m at the age where it doesn’t mean as much anymore. :( This so much :( I had to order my own christmas present and I found out today that my “rent” money paid for it, so effectively I bought myself a christmas present and just put my mums name on the label. I ordered all my own stuff so there’s no real exciting present...
I HATE GREEN STREET
I’ve never been one to say something glorifies violence but chavs love watching that movie and getting riled up for a fight. LETS BEAT UP THE OTHER TEAM OOH OOH OII. I’m pretty sure that’s not the moral of the actual film but whatevs, I HATE IT. brb gonna go play GTA
SO I WAS PLAYING METAL GEAR SOLID 2 AGAIN...
It was made in 2001, and basically it ends up that Solid Snake and Raiden are up against The Patriots, a shadowy group that are the controlling force behind the US Government; The Patriots are trying to establish a massive data processing system so that they can control the flow of information and hide things from the public that are against their self interests: the protaganists’ goal is to...
I PRESSED QUIT INSTEAD OF CONTINUE
BEEN PLAYING MGS2 ALL DAY AND HAVENT SAVED SINCE 4PM YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GETTING RAPED ON MGS2
I am nothing without a soliton radar
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FIRST DRAFT)
Work in progress. Develop some sort of addiction to become more interesting (cannot be deadly - alcohol, cigarettes or marijuana not crack or heroin etc.) Cultivate more of a ‘fuck the man’ type attitude. Create something of worth. (tweets, tumblr posts or feces don’t count) Learn a language like French or something (actual specifics of which language I will learn is...
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
If you haven’t seen Spaced what I am about to post will enrich your lives immensely. THE UNITED KINGDOM THE AMERICAS Honestly, right, I know I go on constantly about Hideo Kojima (he’s a genius) and I had that obsession with The Long Goodbye for a weekend when I told everyone it would be the greatest thing they’d ever seen, but honestly: THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST THING SHOW...
I think I’ve reached, like, the quality peak of my tweeting. I wish there was a way to transfer to pithy 140 character statements into an actual talent or skill.
I must have listened to GZA’s Liquid Swords a lot this time last year, because I’ve put it on for the first time in a while and it makes me feel super-festive. Sense memory, yo.
3.5 DILDOS OUT OF 5 →
My friend Justin started a tumblr where he reviews films (it’s called IReviewFilms, oddly enough) and I said I’d help him write for it. Here’s a review-cum-essay I wrote for Jackass 3-D, in which I ponder the subjectivity of art and debut my soon-to-be-famous dildo review system. ireviewfilms: Jackass 3-D (Dir. Jeff Tremaine), 18, 94 minutes approx.Starring: Johnny Knoxville,...
I choke slammed my friend through an ironing board...
xpacx: it was funny. Morris? It can only be morris.
Listening to Afro Man, that is all.
Policenauts is complete! There are no new Hideo Kojima-directed games for me to play. I feel an emptiness inside.
PRICE IN FUROR OVER VILE JOKE A COMEDIAN TOLD
MEANWHILE I’M PRETTY SURE THERES A WAR ON AND THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED. Don’t worry about what a comedian is doing on Channel 4, newspapers.
UNABASHED KOJIMA LOVE
Just before the great tumblr crash of 2010 I beat Snatcher (or Hideo Kojima’s Snatcher if you want to be a ponce like me). It was good. It’s a text/visual based adventure game though, so I recommend it to anyone with taste and patience. Now I’m playing Hideo Kojima’s Policenauts in between other less important boring shit I have to do in the day. It too is an adventure...
I'm 20 in two months
xpacx: fuck. I know, I’ve got til August and I’m dreading it
Instead of doing stupid work, I’ve started to play Snatcher; alongside Miyamato, Hideo Kojima is the daddy of making awesome games. It’s a bit of a Blade Runner rip off but I DONT CARE.
The funniest Scott Pilgrim review ever. →
chriscanread: “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World“: More like me versus my urge to walk the heck out. Guess which one won? Well, after forcing myself to sit through 1.5 hours of this, my feet did the talkin’. Michael Cera stars in one of the most pretentious, stupid, too cute movies I’ve seen in recent memory. He plays a band member who falls for a girl but first must fight off each of her seven...
Did the kid who rapped the DK Rap win the talent contest? He should have if he did the monkey noises too.
There’s an American band called Saves The Day. One of it’s members has twitter. His username is STDChris. Unfortunate innit.
1 FREE SONG ON iTUNES
What should it be and why? Control my fate!
Forgot all about it. Where the fuck is that advent calendar?